Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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