That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
it's like heaven, but drunker
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Do plants get herpes?
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