If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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