I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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