love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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