we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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