it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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