New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have already put on my inside pants.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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