I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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