i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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