The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
