beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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