If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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