Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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