thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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