I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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