butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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