Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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