I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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