So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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