would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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