She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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