It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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