My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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