i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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