Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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