Nicole vs. Life
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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