So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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