Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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