Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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