I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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