He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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