I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the day after is always just damage control
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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