I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I love having hate sex.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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