What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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