Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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