We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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