That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Someone came in the potted fern
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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