should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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