i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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