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You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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