when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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