I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
