do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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