32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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