Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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