i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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