Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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