i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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