When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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