im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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