So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
