you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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