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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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